My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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