"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
Randomize
