$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
Driving from bar to bar trying to recover all of the possessions I've drunkenly lost over the course of the past few nights. Actual nadir of my life and absolute height of shamblyness.
Props for using the word nadir
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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