K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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