okay pat passed out under dana's car
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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