No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
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