Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
another moral hangover. fuck.
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
i came on her dog
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I need you to use more vowels.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
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