so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Randomize
