So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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