so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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