I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
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