i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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