38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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