hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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