Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
Randomize
