he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Randomize
