Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
I woke up under a house in Key West
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