Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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