I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
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