Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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