They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
you had me at cake vodka
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
You ate ashes out of my bong
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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