Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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