i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
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