OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
Randomize