I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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