you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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