hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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