I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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