For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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