She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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