i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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