Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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