just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
I'm sobbing to NWA
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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