Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
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