Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
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