Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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