Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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