how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
All I want is dick and wine.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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