the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Princesses don't give blow jobs
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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