How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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