some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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