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(781): View more from Massachusetts

Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..

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(214): View more from Texas

ugly people sure do ruin things

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(916): View more from California

rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war

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(562): View more from California

Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser

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(479): View more from Arkansas

No that means he must've used the nipple clamps

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(501): View more from Arkansas

So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything

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(847): View more from Illinois

Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign

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(604): View more from British Columbia

I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology

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