put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
My bed smells like the plague
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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