Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
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