He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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