You're my little dorito
In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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