great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
Randomize
