There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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