So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
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