i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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