My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
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