chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
i now understand why vodka
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
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