i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
lets start a swedish sibling band together
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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