Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
I just found a bag of teeth...
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
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