Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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